WATCH Marjorie Taylor Greene’s Batshit Rant About the Butt Plug Threat To America
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America’s most unhinged Republican representative nightmare has done it again. Speaking on stage Sunday night at the New York Young Republicans Club gala, she announced to a room full of people in fancy dresses that butt plugs are now on sale at Target and CVS.
Marjorie Taylor Greene, at the New York Young Republicans Club Gala:
“By the way, you can pick up a butt plug or a dildo at Target and CVS nowadays. I don’t even know how we got here. …This is the state that we’re living in right now.” pic.twitter.com/99ftnsEyA5
— PatriotTakes 🇺🇸 (@patriottakes) December 11, 2022
Greene seems to have been inspired by a segment on Tucker Carlson’s show earlier in the week about the subject.
Tucker Carlson is interested in buying butt plugs and lube. (Video: Fox News) pic.twitter.com/S20wyHjOjx
— Mike Sington (@MikeSington) December 10, 2022
The Tucker Carlson-segment-to-Marjorie-Taylor-Greene-speech pipeline is well trodden, but her willingness to completely humiliate herself in service of him is always infinity times funnier than her actual punchlines, which last night also included this one: “They care about a country called Ukraine whose borders are far away and most of you couldn’t find it on a map.” While it is probably true that neither Greene nor anyone in that room can find Ukraine on a map, that’s really not the burn on Democrats that she thinks it is.
Anyway, I’d like to think MTG’s inadvertent plug for butt plugs and dildos at Target led to a really fun night for everyone in attendance at that gala. She finally did something useful.